Muney : Weh, Jacob tu sebenarnya bukan real body figure die.
Aku : Apsal, plak? Muney : Diorang edit-edit, ala yang spray2 kat badan bagi tone lagi so emphasize benda yang ciput.
Aku : Ala, takde banyak beza nya.
Muney : Banyak bai. Aku ada kot gambar dia sebelum diorang edit.
Setelah penat menjual mug, key chain, jersey, seluar pendek dan jam tangan, Real Madrid ingin memperkenalkan produk terbaru mereka iaitu pakaian dalam lelaki dan wanita.
Dalam bahasa mudah difahami; spender, bra dan panties.
Namun demikian, kelab tersebut gagal mendapatkan mana-mana pemain seperti C.Ronaldo, Kaka mahupun Van Nistelrooy untuk memperagakan produk baru mereka.
"Ish, segan la pakai spender je. " balas C.Ronaldo dalam salah satu sesi temuramah baru-baru ini.
Produk-produk terbaru mereka akan berada di pasaran pada bulan Mac tahun hadapan. Dengan harapan season akan datang Stadium Santiago Bernabeu akan dipenuhi dengan Latina-latina yang hanya memakai pakaian ini.
Berikut ialah gambar-gambar produk yang dinyatakan.
Terkejut bila aku tengok harga selipar jamban kat market sekarang. Price range dalam RM 15 hingga RM 50. Getah cikai letak kat kaki buat alas pun bukan main mahal.
Penjual kat bananapeel tu cakap yang jenis ringan dan murah (below RM 25) buat daripada plastik. Yang mahal sampai cecah RM 50 buat daripada getah.
Design memangla cantik, tapi bila dah sarung bukan nampak pun.
Mahal mana pun, potensi untuk strap dia putus masih ada. Sebab itulah sifat semulajadi selipar jamban, strap akan putus di tengah jalan.
Brand-brand surf seperti Billabong, Quiksilver dan Reef dah lama jual selipar jamban dengan harga yang mahal. Tu ok sebab memang takde item murah dalam kedai diorang, buyer pun sedia maklum dengan pricing brand-brand ini.
Aku tak pernah beli kat situ sebab mahal sangat untuk student, design pun over meriah especially Quiksilver.
Skang ni cap-cap ayam yang lain pun nak jual mahal, lemak ah.
Dulu pakai Selipar Jepun Tat Seng takde sape comment. Tebal gile, buat main baling selipar kalau kene toss kat belakang confirm berbirat.
Skang paling minimum pun Selipar Padini RM 19.90, baru dilabelkan bergaya dan layak masuk shopping complex.
Pusing-pusing, selipar getah jugak.
p/s : Selipar Tat Seng yang dikoyakkan alas putihya kelihatan hitam berstrap biru. Style jugak.
Aku praktikal kat Petronas Lubricants International SB, bukan Naza. Nanti aku update kat database.
1st day belajar konsep sikit-sikit je, tapi balik kerja tadi aku sayur gile. Dah biase tido lepas Subuh bangun sebelum Zohor, kene pergi kerja rase macam beban pulak.
Malas nak cerita banyak la, baru 1st day.
Petronas ada Smoking Room, sebelah pantry lagi. Rasa macam, "Wah, tak payah la susah-susah nak kuar nak isap rokok."
Tapi lepas tu tibe-tibe aku teringat kat company lama aku dulu, bukan lagi smoking room - sambil buat kerja sambil rokok kat mulut. Screen pun dah tak nampak sebab berasap-asap. Siap ada makcik anta kopi sejam sekali. Keje aku key in data je, ash tray kat belah kiri da menggunung.
Cool gile.
Skang nak isap rokok kena bangun jalan. Air pun air filter.
K la, ngantuk. Bye.
p/s : Budak praktikal lelaki kat petronas ramai muka ayam gile(tak semua). Macam budak diploma 1st semester datang nak register kolej.
I'm not really a Twilight fan but the buzz that has been going on is unavoidable. The newly released New Moon is treated like the awaited movie of the year, absolutely overrated if you ask me.
No, I'm not saying it is a bad movie, but the attention given by the public is too much. It raised a high benchmark and expectations for the sequel. These high expectations might lead to disappointment but so far, nobody is complaining. I guess, it is good movie after all?
Well, I solely blame it on Robert Pattison, or also known as Edward Cullen in the saga. The fictional, charming, protective, pale ice-cold skin and melodramatic male vampire.
Is he really that good looking? Answer varies from fans to haters. Needless to say, most of the girls out there are in love with him. Some with Edward Cullen, and the rest with Robert.
It is the same person if you ask me. No matter how well you differentiate him from real life and as an actor, he's pretty much the same.
So I asked around and surprisingly, I didn't get the answer I expected. The question goes like this; “ So are you in love with Edward Cullen too ?”
3 out of 10 said no, 2 said they like Robert instead of Edward, 2 said they prefer Jacob and 1 don't
even know who the hell he is. And the rest said yes.
I think they are lying. Bullshit.
Most of them are drooling over him, that would explain the long queue and overbooked tickets for New Moon this week. And guess what? They'll be back again next week. They don't want to admit because liking Edward/Robert is the mainstream thing, girls won't admit they like the same boy.
It makes me wonder, what actually makes a good movie?
I watched the first Twilight and it is not that bad, but it is not that good either. The storyline is ok, and the rest is pretty much slightly above average.
So it must be Edward, or Robert, whoever it is. The key to their success. If the film is a huge hit due to the storyline, they would have opted to purchase the book instead of going back to the cinema.
Meanwhile, if you have noticed, a Malay movie entitled “Jalang” is showing on the screens too. Basically the film is about a slut living her life and later repent.
Nothing for the viewers to think or to remember what else value in the long term. Yet it passed the FINAS specifications and charging people to watch it. The price difference between Jalang and New Moon is only around RM 3 (I'm not sure on this), but I dare to say that the level of quality between these two movies are so huge that it is a waste of time to watch “Jalang” what else pay for it.
Yet they asked us to support Malaysian products.
I think Jalang is just another duplication of Bohsia. Soon, it will be aired on Astro Ria during Aidilfitri over and over again for 2 years. At that moment you will regret paying to watch the film, when you can watch it for free until you puke. That is what exactly happened with Remp-it.
All in all, I can’t wait to watch the New Moon myself.
p/s: Megan Fox is still the hottest one this year.
